For Whom the Bell Squeals

Working at an international school definitely has its positives and negatives, I suppose like anything else in life. One of the positives are the humorous and often unnecessary information we receive via emails.

It was decided by one of the brilliant
members of the staff to change the tone of the bell with four weeks left in the school year. Unfortunately, their choice was less than desirable and we soon received the following email:
We fix the PA system on yesterday already, if your classroom still have
pitch squeal coming from the speakers. please
e-mail me as soon as
possible.


Thank you,
Pao

Several weeks ago, an email was sent to All Teachers with the title: The Photocopy Machine Is Broken. Attached to that message were the following photographs to which my friend and co-worker replied, "At first I just couldn't believe that the copy machine was actually broken, but then the pictures...."